Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Experience necessary

Would you rather fart your way to the moon....or burp your way across the sea?  These are the questions you are suppose to be asking yourself.  Things are going good, getting my headshots done soon from www.barryking.com  also hoping to go the painting exhibit that I modeled for (www.wolfgangbauerart.com)  However none of my stuff is on his site.  Today a woman asked me after I spent some time talking to a crazy person at work, if I had thought that the person was on drugs.....can't a person just be crazy.....that shit happens you know.  But anyway I met a crazy guy who moved here to get famous....doesn't really sound too far off from my story, maybe I'm the crazy one.
       Hand power....you know... at first I thought that this was some crazy power that one obtained from seeing other people do it.  People who use it I have thought were invincible, I mean its pretty bold to step out infront of a Range Rover with your hand out assuming its going to stop.  Of course this is all news to be, because yesterday as I was driving, I saw a guy being loaded into an ambulance  on the street and could feel it in my bone that somewhere down the line hand power must fail and the person driving the car is just thinking, "Who does this guy think he is, fuck it I'm gonna hit him."  So a note to all you hand power users out there it doesn't always work.

Keep your nose clean, and your pits trim,
Todd