My burning bridges tour

        I could have spit on Steven Tyler yesterday but found it better to just be like isn't that Areosmith...later my co-worker confirmed, he came into our store yesterday.
       I recently was riding my bike up the canyon and came to hollywood blvd which is normally pretty busy you are going to want to use the crosswalk.  I have waited here a good while on my bike before, as I watched the carefully dressed people drive by I noticed a girl across the street.  She was blonde and skinny she kept pressing the crosswalk button as if the last time she pressed it the street light forgot about her.  She kept doing this weight shift putting all her weight on one foot and then switching to the other.  Have you ever worked in the food/service industry?  Well if you have you probably have had the customer who gets clearly isn't happy with their order, it always seems to be some middle aged woman not over weight but is on her way there....you know who im talking about? She thinks that you live to work at McDonalds and feels like wasting 5 mintutes of everyones time just to make people more made than she was that her Mcdouble didn't come up to par. Anywho thats the attitude it looked like the skinny blonde had.  She had had it, enough was enough she was gonna cross the road without the cross walk... I'm like ohhh look at this. For a second I wondered why I ever waited for the the little blue man to appear for me to cross the road, maybe its because of what they teach you when your little, like if you want a for sure way to cross the street safely use the cross walk.  But this bitch couldn't wait she took off staring off to the left first crossing the first two lanes, and saw a Toyota FJ Crusier  coming, which in my opinion she could have made it fine if she would have never stopped.  Little had I known that the skinny blonde had a secret hand power that magically stopped traffic.... or at least she thought she did, she stopped in the middle lane stuck out her arm with her hand up revealing her palm.  She had must have tried this trick before crossing traffic to get the car to stop, as if you didn't have your hand up they would just ignore you standing in the path of their car.   So she enters the lane of the Crusier, I look at the cruiser and it did that thing that all SUV's do when you get on the gas, the front end raised and the engine roared. This guy was gonna hit this girl.  The girl looked confused and scared and decided to reverse and go back to the middle lane.  As she stood in the middle lane the little blue man flicked on and I started crossing the street, we met eyes when I passed her, she looked embarrassed...as she should, I would be so pissed if my hand power didn't work.
              Its funny how people like to compare things, like ask you would you rather questions.  I am a huge fan of would you rathers, but its funny how people would be like would you rather makeout with any girl you want to or,.... only ever makeout with one girl but you will be happy forever.  Who wouldn't take the happy forever option...duh but yeah that's the kind of thing I ask people all the time..jokes on me.

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